Lies, Lies, Lies

1. I continued to live in my Furman dorm for a little over a month after leaving school, all the while hiding from my old RA, so I could stage manage a musical on campus.

2. I spent the night in jail last summer.

3. My brother didn't speak to me for nearly a year because I once told him I was disappointed in him, and when we did speak it wasn't civil.