The choice is yours...

1. My sister and her husband, a minister, are in Phuket helping tsunami victims by distributing supplies and food packets in the biggest humanitarian effort in history.

2. Back in the day, I, and a group of cohorts, nearly burned down the third grade wing of my elementary school while inserting paper clips in electric sockets.

3. In seventh grade, my cousin and I were fishing on Lake Keowee when my eye became the target of my cousin's fish hook instead of the many fish in the lake. After surgery, stitches, an eye patch for several months, and 50 zillion eye drops later, I now have 20/30 vision.