Two not-lies and an untruth

- A friend and I once missed a train in Rome one day and ended up in Bosnia for three days.

- I met a greek-lebonese man in a hostel in Brussels who told me that Jesus told him where the weapons of mass destruction were hidden in Iraq (in the ocean), that I would be the next king of Ireland, and that Jesus was going to come back on June 12th, 2012 (mark your calendars).

- One morning in Krakow, we saw a man attempting to pull an ATM out of the wall with his old Datsun pickup. The Polish girl we were with called the police, but they just told her not to worry. Apparently, he'd been trying to do it for weeks and hadn't realized that it's in possible, so they were just going to let him be.

Have a good day,
Robert Maguire